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"Peter Pitched a Tent" is the fifth of five books that make up Season Two. “Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana.” --Olivia Williams Bimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population. In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get ‘em, Karen. Peter Pitched a Tent is the fifth of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are: Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South JiggleWiggleTicklePickle Peter Pitched a Tent Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --Toodles!